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Gurthang · 09-20-2005, 11:10 PM

Elrond looks over his completed collection of Middle-Earth Table excessories; including the Gandalf Pepper Mill, matching Merry and Pippin Salt and Pepper Shakers, and the very rare Bill the Pony Sugar Bowl.

OR

Elrond: "Aragorn, as your father-in-law to be, I would advise that you get a toupee(sp). That forehead is really getting high."

OR

An odd troop of carolers are going to sing to Elrond.

OR

Elrond: "Well, I don't care what the map says; this is Rivendell, not Rohan. The directions are wrong."
Boromir: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-20-2005, 11:55 PM

As the Giant Elrond threatens the Fellowship, Gandalf prepares to use his secret weapon!

OR

Aragorn steals some food from the packs on Bill the Pony.

The Perky Ent · 09-21-2005, 12:22 AM

Elrond: *licks lips* Well? What are you waiting for? You gonna destory that ring, or what?
Frodo: Where is Bilbo?
Elrond: Bilbo?!?

um...he...went....out...
Aragorn: Where?
Elrond: Um....I forgot
Gandalf: What are you hiding? Speak!
Elrond: Nuthin *wipes mouth*....
Sam: There's a piece of ole Bilbo's tunic in your mouth
Elrond: That's lembas. They look alike
Boromir: And there's a pipe of his lodged in your teeth
Elrond: Um....hmm....
*moment of silence*
Legolas:

He ate Bilbo!
Fellowship: *sigh*

Hookbill the Goomba · 09-21-2005, 01:26 AM

Elrond: Food is growing short, so we're going to have to eat Bill the Pony.

Sam:

Boromir88 · 09-21-2005, 05:07 AM

Elrond's words of encouragement...

Elrond: To Frodo, I say to you, don't die. To Legolas, don't pee in the bushes, please go use the porta john. To Merry and Pippin, drugs are bad, mmmkay. Boromir, disco is dead. Gandalf, you should already know what everyone wants you to do. Aragorn, Arwen's run off with Haldir, sorry she needed someone who could see her on a consistant basis. Gimli, umm...well....yeah, go get 'em tiger. And finally Sam, there will be a point in time when you will either have to choose between Bill the Pony or Frodo.

Kath · 09-21-2005, 05:38 AM

The Fellowship watch warily as Elrond grows before their eyes.

HerenIstarion · 09-21-2005, 05:41 AM

Elrond: You know who you are! You are no fiddlers, you are Die Bremer Musikanten! Go now and bring me capfuls of coins, or that acrobat donkey goes after dog, cat and the cockerel into the stew, promise or no promise! And make sure it is silver, I don't need coppers, understand?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 09-21-2005, 07:38 AM

(restaurant scene)

Elrond (to the tune of 'Toxicity): What?! You have no Chopsuey?! What about my order, my order?!

(or)

Elrond: Aren't you a bit too old to be trick-or-treating?

(or)

Elrond: You used MapQuest, didn't you? The inn is that way.

(or)

Elrond: No, I don't want to buy photos of Gandalf the Grey uncloaked.

Gandalf: Well, I never!

09-20-2005, 11:10 PM	#1
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Elrond looks over his completed collection of Middle-Earth Table excessories; including the Gandalf Pepper Mill, matching Merry and Pippin Salt and Pepper Shakers, and the very rare Bill the Pony Sugar Bowl. OR Elrond: "Aragorn, as your father-in-law to be, I would advise that you get a toupee(sp). That forehead is really getting high." OR An odd troop of carolers are going to sing to Elrond. OR Elrond: "Well, I don't care what the map says; this is Rivendell, not Rohan. The directions are wrong." Boromir: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

09-20-2005, 11:55 PM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	As the Giant Elrond threatens the Fellowship, Gandalf prepares to use his secret weapon! OR Aragorn steals some food from the packs on Bill the Pony. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-21-2005, 12:22 AM	#3
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	Because Captain Obvious hasn't suffered my full wrath yet! Elrond: licks lips Well? What are you waiting for? You gonna destory that ring, or what? Frodo: Where is Bilbo? Elrond: Bilbo?!? um...he...went....out... Aragorn: Where? Elrond: Um....I forgot Gandalf: What are you hiding? Speak! Elrond: Nuthin wipes mouth.... Sam: There's a piece of ole Bilbo's tunic in your mouth Elrond: That's lembas. They look alike Boromir: And there's a pipe of his lodged in your teeth Elrond: Um....hmm.... moment of silence Legolas: He ate Bilbo! Fellowship: sigh __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

09-21-2005, 01:26 AM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: Food is growing short, so we're going to have to eat Bill the Pony. Sam: __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

09-21-2005, 05:07 AM	#5
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Elrond's words of encouragement... Elrond: To Frodo, I say to you, don't die. To Legolas, don't pee in the bushes, please go use the porta john. To Merry and Pippin, drugs are bad, mmmkay. Boromir, disco is dead. Gandalf, you should already know what everyone wants you to do. Aragorn, Arwen's run off with Haldir, sorry she needed someone who could see her on a consistant basis. Gimli, umm...well....yeah, go get 'em tiger. And finally Sam, there will be a point in time when you will either have to choose between Bill the Pony or Frodo. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-21-2005, 05:38 AM	#6
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	The Fellowship watch warily as Elrond grows before their eyes. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-21-2005, 05:41 AM	#7
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	The show must go on... and must bring profit! Elrond: You know who you are! You are no fiddlers, you are Die Bremer Musikanten! Go now and bring me capfuls of coins, or that acrobat donkey goes after dog, cat and the cockerel into the stew, promise or no promise! And make sure it is silver, I don't need coppers, understand? __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

09-21-2005, 07:38 AM	#8
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Elrond speaks (or sings). (restaurant scene) Elrond (to the tune of 'Toxicity): What?! You have no Chopsuey?! What about my order, my order?! (or) Elrond: Aren't you a bit too old to be trick-or-treating? (or) Elrond: You used MapQuest, didn't you? The inn is that way. (or) Elrond: No, I don't want to buy photos of Gandalf the Grey uncloaked. Gandalf: Well, I never! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 09-21-2005 at 08:24 AM. Reason: word waffling--how did I drop them?