Gandalf: What's the matter, Bilbo?
Bilbo: You know when you blew my door through my hole and out through the side of the hill?
Gandalf: Yes...
Bilbo: Well, you also knocked out the toilets.
OR
Gandalf: What's that light?
Bilbo: Oh, nothing, don't worry. It's nothing.
Gandalf: Wait a minuet! That’s my cart! On fire! FRODO! I told you to look after the cart!
Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 09-26-2005 at 01:20 AM.
Reason: Rats in the pipes
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