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Old 09-25-2005, 11:53 PM   #7563
Hookbill the Goomba
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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Gandalf: What's the matter, Bilbo?

Bilbo: You know when you blew my door through my hole and out through the side of the hill?

Gandalf: Yes...

Bilbo: Well, you also knocked out the toilets.

OR

Gandalf: What's that light?

Bilbo: Oh, nothing, don't worry. It's nothing.

Gandalf: Wait a minuet! That’s my cart! On fire! FRODO! I told you to look after the cart!
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