Bilbo: You know, if you died your beard green and laid down on the grass, you'd be invisible.
Gandalf: I think you've had too much pipe weed.
OR
Gandalf didn't know how to react to the news that Tom Bombadill was, in fact, Bilbo in disguise.
Gandalf: And I bet you’re really proud of yourself. All that stuff about 'before the dark Lord came form outside' stuff was just nonsense.
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