Saruman: What is that, master imp?
PJ: Why, its a new picture, of course!
Aragorn was so enthralled by his mini Rubix-cube that he didn't notice that he had been stabbed.
OR
Aragorn *reading a fortune cookie*: You will encounter the army of the dead, pass to Erech and go to Pelenor where you will see Gandalf the grey... uncloaked?* these things are really precise these days.
EDIT: Happy 9,000th reply to Crazy Captions! Let us hope for 9,000 more that are good!