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Originally Posted by Valier
I wish that Aragorn snorted like a pig when he laughed,which he would do alot!
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Granted! Sadly, Arwen was Jewish and pigs are not Kosher (edible according to jewish law). Yet Arwen had a secret craving for pig meat, which was made worse by Aragorn's constant pig-snorting. To make a long (even for elvish standards) story short, she dumped him on a rainy day on the steps of Minas Tirith.
I wish that when Arwen goes to Gondor after the end of the war of the Ring, she has gained LOTS of weight