Be careful what you wish for...

[Farael]

Originally Posted by Valier

I wish that Aragorn snorted like a pig when he laughed,which he would do alot!

Granted! Sadly, Arwen was Jewish and pigs are not Kosher (edible according to jewish law). Yet Arwen had a secret craving for pig meat, which was made worse by Aragorn's constant pig-snorting. To make a long (even for elvish standards) story short, she dumped him on a rainy day on the steps of Minas Tirith.

I wish that when Arwen goes to Gondor after the end of the war of the Ring, she has gained LOTS of weight