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Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior
I wish that Turin hadn't married his sister.
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Your wish is Richard E Granted.
Instead of marrying his sister, Turin marries himself. This bizarre relationship goes to the extreme when he confronts Glarung and speaks as if he is two people. It goes something like this:
Glaurung: Hail Turin, son of Hurin.
Turin: I'll kill you, wym! Yeah, me too! And then you'll be sorry.
Glaurung: ...
Tutin: Don’t try anything funny, or I'll gut you! He'll do it! He's insane. Don't call me insane! Just try and stop me! All right, that's it! Go on then, see if I care!
Only, slightly worse.
I wish there were Hobbit Tramps in Hobbiton.