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But fortunately, before the fight, there was a run on these
excellent aerosols, which upset Sauron
so he left the party and set up a
rival aerosol plant in Mordor in conjunction
with Frodo and Smeagol- who it turned out
had survived his dive into Mount Doom
wearing an invisible asbestos suit, the
aerosol plant funded by a redevelopment grant
by the Better Gondor Business Association
and employees aplenty from unemployed
Southrons, Easterlings, and ex-slaves.
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Aure Entuluva!
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