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Tuor of Gondolin · 01-25-2006, 12:45 PM

But fortunately, before the fight, there was a run on these
excellent aerosols, which upset Sauron
so he left the party and set up a
rival aerosol plant in Mordor in conjunction
with Frodo and Smeagol- who it turned out
had survived his dive into Mount Doom
wearing an invisible asbestos suit, the
aerosol plant funded by a redevelopment grant
by the Better Gondor Business Association
and employees aplenty from unemployed
Southrons, Easterlings, and ex-slaves.

01-25-2006, 12:45 PM	#11
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	But fortunately, before the fight, there was a run on these excellent aerosols, which upset Sauron so he left the party and set up a rival aerosol plant in Mordor in conjunction with Frodo and Smeagol- who it turned out had survived his dive into Mount Doom wearing an invisible asbestos suit, the aerosol plant funded by a redevelopment grant by the Better Gondor Business Association and employees aplenty from unemployed Southrons, Easterlings, and ex-slaves. __________________ Aure Entuluva!