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Originally Posted by JennyHallu
I wish that Boromir played football.
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Whoosh! Your wish is granted! Boromir plays Football. unfortunately, no one in Middle Earth does, save for the stone giants. So he challenges them to a game. It goes to a penalty shootout and Boromir breaks his foot when he trips over. The Stone giants laugh so hard that they fall on top of him and squish him.
I wish Shelob had got her own mini series after The Lord of the Rings.