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Originally Posted by Nilpaurion Felagund
I wish Huan just laid the smackdown on Sauron.
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Granted. He lays 'the smackdown' on Sauron. 'The smackdown', of course, being a secret of Huan's for making toasted cheese. He lays the cheese on wolf Sauron who accepts this gift and they share it with Luthien. She turns out to be lactose intolerant and swells up like a balloon and floats away for some reason. Huan and Sauron become best friends.
I wish the three Troll's mothers had appeared in The Lord of the Rings for revenge!