The Downfall of The Lord of the Rings:
Many stories are told of Frodo Baggins' journey to Mount Doom.
10% of them are 95% true,
14% of them are 65% true,
35% of them are only 5% true
And all the rest are... told by Frodo Baggins.
Only one wholly accurate account exists, but it is locked in a box in the attic of Frodo's uncle Bilbo's house in Valinor. Though countless people have tried bribery, cajolery or even threats to get it, he has carefully guarded it, waiting for what he calls, "The right price."
Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 03-05-2006 at 12:14 PM.
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