From the kind people at 'Family Guy'
Frodo: There Sam. A real-life Orc. Isn't he so evil you just want to go up to him and punch him! Well, maybe not him, he's quite big. But don't you want to go and punch Faramir over there? Well, maybe not, he's kind of big. But don't you want to punch his son? *Punches*
Faramir: ... ...
Sam: Quick Mr Frodo, a new picture!
Eowyn: Now look what you've done. Keep holding it there and we'll sowe that hand back on.
OR
Théoden: Who let this horse use my bath?
Eowyn: Gimli, please don’t' tell anyone it was me!