[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by JennyHallu

I wish the orcs were all armed with...BANANAS! (Do you know what to do when an orc attacks you with a banana?)

Granted and a half.

The Orcs come charging at the armies of Gondor with great bananas. The Gondorians find this terrible amusing and start rolling around on the floor, laughing themselves into comas. The Orcs get so angry that they begin exploding with rage... literally. The explosion takes out most of south Middle Earth and the north is out of balance and sinks. The Valar plan a party.

I wish Sam had found some taters in Ithilian.