Butterbur: Ale? Toast?
Frodo: Actually, I'd like the new picture, please.
After Denethor found his pet Olyphant dead, Pippin had some explaining to do...
Pippin: I swear! I didn't do it! It was like that when I found it!
OR
Pippin: Merry! We've got our ears stuck together!
OR even!
Pippin: Merry! There's a giant Olyphant in the bath!
Merry: You don't say?