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Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba
I wish a Barrow Wight had decided to be good and helped Frodo out on the adventure.
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1-2-3. Granted. A Barrow Wight decides to help Frodo on the adventure. As this is a particularly influential Barrow Wight, all of the other Wights follow to help Frodo. This is quite beneficial for the Hobbits on the Quest; however, since Tom Bombadil no longer has an audience for his poetry with the Downs deserted, he goes insane and rampages through the Shire shouting poems, leading the the discovery that Bombadil was, in fact, e.e. cummings in disguise.
I wish the Ringwraiths had crossed the Bruinen successfully. 
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