Orth-Tank Who wants grapes?
"Your awesomeness, I believe this is a great plan!" Said Grima in a squeaky voice. "Yes... yes it is!" Said Saruman snatching the net from his mad scientist. "Gentlemen... we have work to do!" Said Saruman commandingly. "Not me, union rules, I can't do field work." Said the Uruk-Hai. Grima sneered at this, "Why doesn't my union let me do anything like that?" "You don't have a union, ninny! Come to think of it the Istari Union states the greasy servant must do all the housework. Have fun Grima, I'm going to go watch paint dry." Saruman said, walking away, shoving the net at Grima.
Grima took the net and then the berry-cheese and set off. He placed the berry-cheese at strategic points around Orth-Tank and then stood ready with the net. As Grima waited, he peeked around the corner and saw Saruman... the wizard was watching paint dry! But not exactly, he was watching the nail-polish on his nails dry actually but all in all its the same thing. While Grima was distracted a large legion of rats ran out off nowhere, all headed towards Grima to whom the smell of berry-cheese still hung onto. Grima turned around just in time to see them jump onto him. Grima let out a terrified scream as the horde of rats jump onto him.
Saruman heard the scream and hurried over to where Grima was. "Oh My!" exclaimed Saruman snatching up the fallen net. "I'll save you Grima!" He shouted and with one fell sweep he lift up all the rats, Grima scurried onto his feet with a petrified look on his face. "Grima, jump in the net. You have rabies." Said Saruman. "No I don't sire, they didn't bite me! You saved my life!" Said Grima. "Oh dear..." Said Saruman blushing. "Give me a hug Grima!" Said Saruman spreading his arms, as he did though he accidently let the rats fall out through an open window. Saruman yelped as the weight suddenly went a lot less, "Grima! You fool! Did you leave the windows open again?" Shouted Saruman angrily. "Uh... I can explain sir..." Muttered Grima cowering away. "Well save it for later, we best get back on our way
south-west now. We must go to Moria!" Said the wizard.