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Sleepy Ranger · 04-16-2006, 06:42 AM

Orth-Tank Who wants grapes?

"Your awesomeness, I believe this is a great plan!" Said Grima in a squeaky voice. "Yes... yes it is!" Said Saruman snatching the net from his mad scientist. "Gentlemen... we have work to do!" Said Saruman commandingly. "Not me, union rules, I can't do field work." Said the Uruk-Hai. Grima sneered at this, "Why doesn't my union let me do anything like that?" "You don't have a union, ninny! Come to think of it the Istari Union states the greasy servant must do all the housework. Have fun Grima, I'm going to go watch paint dry." Saruman said, walking away, shoving the net at Grima.

Grima took the net and then the berry-cheese and set off. He placed the berry-cheese at strategic points around Orth-Tank and then stood ready with the net. As Grima waited, he peeked around the corner and saw Saruman... the wizard was watching paint dry! But not exactly, he was watching the nail-polish on his nails dry actually but all in all its the same thing. While Grima was distracted a large legion of rats ran out off nowhere, all headed towards Grima to whom the smell of berry-cheese still hung onto. Grima turned around just in time to see them jump onto him. Grima let out a terrified scream as the horde of rats jump onto him.

Saruman heard the scream and hurried over to where Grima was. "Oh My!" exclaimed Saruman snatching up the fallen net. "I'll save you Grima!" He shouted and with one fell sweep he lift up all the rats, Grima scurried onto his feet with a petrified look on his face. "Grima, jump in the net. You have rabies." Said Saruman. "No I don't sire, they didn't bite me! You saved my life!" Said Grima. "Oh dear..." Said Saruman blushing. "Give me a hug Grima!" Said Saruman spreading his arms, as he did though he accidently let the rats fall out through an open window. Saruman yelped as the weight suddenly went a lot less, "Grima! You fool! Did you leave the windows open again?" Shouted Saruman angrily. "Uh... I can explain sir..." Muttered Grima cowering away. "Well save it for later, we best get back on our way south-west now. We must go to Moria!" Said the wizard.

Hookbill the Goomba · 04-16-2006, 02:22 PM

Well done, all ye

It looked like all the vehicles were moving again, and so the small Dragon nudged Dwarfy on the leg. He leaped up with a start and nearly fell out of the Eyrie copter, but he steadied himself just in time. The majority were out of Mirkwood finally and moving swiftly to the west, weather taking the High pass, Moria or the gap of Rohan, each might hold secrets.

"Well done, all ye peoples," Dwarfy said, Sauron swore at him again, "After that challenge, One of you seems to have got a bit of a boost..."

Meneltarmacil · 04-16-2006, 03:26 PM

After making sure Saruman was asleep, Grima snuck into the room where the Palantir was hidden. Things had been getting really boring lately, and Grima was also quite hungry.

"Hello?" he said as he looked into the mysterious object. "Denethor? Witch-King? If you know a good pizza place around here, could I get a large pizza with extra pepperoni? Thanks. Oh, and I've got something you might like here. Check it out."

Grima then proceeded to show embarrassing photos of Saruman from his Wizarding School days to everyone on the other end.

Gil-Galad · 04-16-2006, 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Meneltarmacil

Grima then proceeded to show embarrassing photos of Saruman from his Wizarding School days to everyone on the other end.

"i see he wasn't the only Un-Cloaked wizard " remarked Montague

04-16-2006, 06:42 AM	#1
Sleepy Ranger Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: On the field, kissing the 'Downs crest Posts: 1,654	Orth-Tank Who wants grapes? "Your awesomeness, I believe this is a great plan!" Said Grima in a squeaky voice. "Yes... yes it is!" Said Saruman snatching the net from his mad scientist. "Gentlemen... we have work to do!" Said Saruman commandingly. "Not me, union rules, I can't do field work." Said the Uruk-Hai. Grima sneered at this, "Why doesn't my union let me do anything like that?" "You don't have a union, ninny! Come to think of it the Istari Union states the greasy servant must do all the housework. Have fun Grima, I'm going to go watch paint dry." Saruman said, walking away, shoving the net at Grima. Grima took the net and then the berry-cheese and set off. He placed the berry-cheese at strategic points around Orth-Tank and then stood ready with the net. As Grima waited, he peeked around the corner and saw Saruman... the wizard was watching paint dry! But not exactly, he was watching the nail-polish on his nails dry actually but all in all its the same thing. While Grima was distracted a large legion of rats ran out off nowhere, all headed towards Grima to whom the smell of berry-cheese still hung onto. Grima turned around just in time to see them jump onto him. Grima let out a terrified scream as the horde of rats jump onto him. Saruman heard the scream and hurried over to where Grima was. "Oh My!" exclaimed Saruman snatching up the fallen net. "I'll save you Grima!" He shouted and with one fell sweep he lift up all the rats, Grima scurried onto his feet with a petrified look on his face. "Grima, jump in the net. You have rabies." Said Saruman. "No I don't sire, they didn't bite me! You saved my life!" Said Grima. "Oh dear..." Said Saruman blushing. "Give me a hug Grima!" Said Saruman spreading his arms, as he did though he accidently let the rats fall out through an open window. Saruman yelped as the weight suddenly went a lot less, "Grima! You fool! Did you leave the windows open again?" Shouted Saruman angrily. "Uh... I can explain sir..." Muttered Grima cowering away. "Well save it for later, we best get back on our way south-west now. We must go to Moria!" Said the wizard. __________________ And tonight we can truly say, together we're invincible... Middle-Earth Football World Cup 2007

04-16-2006, 02:22 PM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Well done, all ye It looked like all the vehicles were moving again, and so the small Dragon nudged Dwarfy on the leg. He leaped up with a start and nearly fell out of the Eyrie copter, but he steadied himself just in time. The majority were out of Mirkwood finally and moving swiftly to the west, weather taking the High pass, Moria or the gap of Rohan, each might hold secrets. "Well done, all ye peoples," Dwarfy said, Sauron swore at him again, "After that challenge, One of you seems to have got a bit of a boost..." __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

04-16-2006, 03:26 PM	#3
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	After making sure Saruman was asleep, Grima snuck into the room where the Palantir was hidden. Things had been getting really boring lately, and Grima was also quite hungry. "Hello?" he said as he looked into the mysterious object. "Denethor? Witch-King? If you know a good pizza place around here, could I get a large pizza with extra pepperoni? Thanks. Oh, and I've got something you might like here. Check it out." Grima then proceeded to show embarrassing photos of Saruman from his Wizarding School days to everyone on the other end. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.