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(Movie Legolas is shoved onto stage)
Legolas: Do I have to?
Voice: Well, the downers could tie you to a rock while the book Legolas shot you.
Legolas: (Sighs)
(White Town's "Your Woman" starts to play, music only)
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"Just tell me what you've got to say to me
I've been waiting for so long to hear the truth
It comes as no surprise at all you see
So end the lies and tell me that we're through
Now I know your heart, I know your mind
You don't even know you're bein' unkind
So much for all your highbrow Dwarvist ways
Just use me up and then you walk away
Boy, you can't play me that way
Well I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of elf for you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
When I saw Galadriel yesterday
She said she never liked you from the start
Well me, I wish that I could claim the same
But you always knew you held my heart
And you're such a charming, handsome dwarf
Now I think I finally understand
Is it in your genes, I don't know
But I'll soon find out, that's for sure
Why did you play me this way
Well I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of elf for you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
Well I guess what they say is true
I could never spend my life with a dwarf like you
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman"
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Voice: He was singing to Gimli by the way.
In case you hate it, I'll be leaving the country.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that."
-A History of Villains
Last edited by The 1,000 Reader; 04-16-2006 at 05:58 PM.
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