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The 1,000 Reader · 04-16-2006, 05:54 PM

(Movie Legolas is shoved onto stage)

Legolas: Do I have to?

Voice: Well, the downers could tie you to a rock while the book Legolas shot you.

Legolas: (Sighs)

(White Town's "Your Woman" starts to play, music only)

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"Just tell me what you've got to say to me
I've been waiting for so long to hear the truth
It comes as no surprise at all you see
So end the lies and tell me that we're through

Now I know your heart, I know your mind
You don't even know you're bein' unkind
So much for all your highbrow Dwarvist ways
Just use me up and then you walk away
Boy, you can't play me that way

Well I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of elf for you

I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman

When I saw Galadriel yesterday
She said she never liked you from the start
Well me, I wish that I could claim the same
But you always knew you held my heart

And you're such a charming, handsome dwarf
Now I think I finally understand
Is it in your genes, I don't know
But I'll soon find out, that's for sure
Why did you play me this way

Well I guess what you say is true
I could never be the right kind of elf for you

I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman

Well I guess what they say is true
I could never spend my life with a dwarf like you

I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be your woman"

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Voice: He was singing to Gimli by the way.

In case you hate it, I'll be leaving the country.

04-16-2006, 05:54 PM	#20
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	(Movie Legolas is shoved onto stage) Legolas: Do I have to? Voice: Well, the downers could tie you to a rock while the book Legolas shot you. Legolas: (Sighs) (White Town's "Your Woman" starts to play, music only) ************************************** "Just tell me what you've got to say to me I've been waiting for so long to hear the truth It comes as no surprise at all you see So end the lies and tell me that we're through Now I know your heart, I know your mind You don't even know you're bein' unkind So much for all your highbrow Dwarvist ways Just use me up and then you walk away Boy, you can't play me that way Well I guess what you say is true I could never be the right kind of elf for you I could never be your woman I could never be your woman I could never be your woman I could never be your woman When I saw Galadriel yesterday She said she never liked you from the start Well me, I wish that I could claim the same But you always knew you held my heart And you're such a charming, handsome dwarf Now I think I finally understand Is it in your genes, I don't know But I'll soon find out, that's for sure Why did you play me this way Well I guess what you say is true I could never be the right kind of elf for you I could never be your woman I could never be your woman I could never be your woman I could never be your woman Well I guess what they say is true I could never spend my life with a dwarf like you I could never be your woman I could never be your woman I could never be your woman I could never be your woman" ************************************* Voice: He was singing to Gimli by the way. In case you hate it, I'll be leaving the country. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains Last edited by The 1,000 Reader; 04-16-2006 at 05:58 PM.