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Originally Posted by Rune Son of Bjarne
I wish that Elves and Orcs would meet once a year to tell each other ghost stories
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Granted.
However, the ghost stories that the elves tell are not quite as scary as the Orcs', consequently, when telling the 'chilling' tale of 'The Elf with half a finger missing' the Orcs laughed so much that they called down the Stone Giants to Rivendell, and the destroyed it.
I wish Bilbo had ridden on Smaug's back.