Gandalf: Well, seeing as Elrond is asleep, do you have any ideas, Mr. Elf?
Elf: Don't ask me! I've got a feather lodged in the back of my head!
OR
Elrond: Maybe if I close my eyes and concentrate, Gandalf will just go away...
OR yet!
As tensions grow in the council, one elf tries to maintain his dignity.
Elf: *thinking* just look straight forward! Don’t' make eye contact. Everything will be alright. Oh damn! I looked at Gandalf! *turns into frog*