Name:
Hookbill the Goomba, Hookbill, Hook, You there.
Quest:
To have posted over 10,000,000 Crazy Captions!
Favourite colour:
Green. On the Barrow Downs, its the colour of your skin!
Most beloved Tolkien character:
Ohhh... I don't know... Gandalf (with his cloak ON)
Least beloved Tolkien character:
Gandalf (with his cloak OFF)
Worst habit:
Merry... ... Oh, Habit! Erm... I don't know... Shootin' ducks.
Best habit:
Crazy Captions!
Unlikeliest celebrity crush:
Fred Dibnah (can't fit him in a crusher machine)
Weirdest hobby:
You don't want to know. I'm not even sure if I know...
Best place in Middle Earth:
Mount Zoom!
Best place outside of Middle Earth:
Hmm... Snowdonia, probably.
Most embarrassing moment:
Forgetting my own name during a job interview.
Most daring moment:
I don’t know... I don’t think I’ve ever done anything daring.
Favourite "LotR" actor:
hmm... Peter Jackson.
Least favourite "LotR" actor:
Orlando Bloom (ooh, controversial)
Theme song:
My theme song? Probably...The super Mario Brothers overture theme.
Style guru:
Tolkien.
Tweed = cool
Most crucial accessory:
Pencil and paper
Greatest weakness:
Lack of knowledge of... well... anything really.
Greatest strength:
Lack of social life. (I think its a strength, anyway).
Favourite place to visit on the Downs:
Who can say?
Best Downer Buddy:
I'd rather not say. They might resent me.
Parting shot:
I win your skin.