This be my...
1000th Crazy Captions Post!
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Anyway...
Troll: Let's see... "Best before 145 II age"
OR
Troll: a package for a Mr. "Neckromancer-who-is-defiantly-not-the-Dark-Lord-Sauron-looking-for-his-lost-ring-of-power-with-which-he-could-take-over-the-world."
OR yet!
Troll: Hmmm... I'd say about 14 ounces. That'll be 59 pounds mate.