Either write an article about vowels and linguistics, or face the fury of Chat sqururlulrlrs or however you spell it.
A new activity for the newspaper:
I'll begin a story, and anyone can finish it off, if you so wish. Someone could also provide a picture if they so wish.
Police remove Skin in bid to stop crime.
In local news, it has been announced that several residents of The Barrow downs have had their skin confiscated by police. DCI Lalwende of the Yard expressed concern at the latest move by Scottish Yard, saying, "ever since skin was reclassified as a class A drug, davem hasn't stopped buying it."
More on this story as it unfolds. Or rather, as anyone wishes to add to it...
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