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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior
Gee, Hookbill what do you have against cats? Cats are so freaking AWESOME!
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I've nothing against cats! Honestly! I used to have an ACE cat called Samwise (at least by me anyway). He died a few years ago, though because he was ill with TB.

It's the phantom that has a problem with cats! If you read some early P&As you'll see I had a thing against dogs (what with Alien killing about five in a row). I suspect Mr. phantom is retaliating against this... *shifty eyes*
P.S.
Dear Mr. Smeagol the Stoor
Your complaint has been noted, filed and burned.
Thank you for your contribution. Your opinion is important to us. Please send us your address so we can send you a forest's worth of leaflets for a local Blind Sale.
- Sir John "Sellotape" Harrison,
Head of Downer P-R