Beregond was banned from drawing anything every again because of this;
Nogrod took an oath never to do anything like this again;
"In a bit twisted world quite akin to our own, a steersman of the moon called "Tillion" masquarades as a goat and pulls the chariot of the Fëanor band - Maedhros plays the guitar-solo - heading for the root of all evil from where an "Appolo 11" mooncraft is coming towards the moon inhabited by the Phantom and the Alien."
Oddwen stole the greatest masterpiece of our time. Then burnt it and replaced it with this;
A Little Green did something unspeakable to finish off! (I did it! No stupid Little puns… DARN IT!)
The Moon, driven by a viking-style orc, is inhabited by Phantom, Alien who has turned into a plant and a pack of hippie-ish elves in a sidecar, and circled by Holy Gwaihir and a happy Gollum chasing the Ring.
Thus ended the telephone of paper! If it ever could come again, then we’d all be in for some serious trouble from the government!