THE DOWNER EDITORIAL STAFF:
It makes all the decisions.
In response to the above criticisms;
Dead dogs are, according to our research, funnier than being shot through the lungs. So unless you wish to be shot through the lungs, kindly refrain from troubling Mr Stafferson with such complaints. He has a lot on his mind as his wife has just left him and his nine children have all become pencils.
Yours,
The Editorial Staff's assistant,
Sir Henry Rawlinson.