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Old 07-18-2009, 07:58 PM   #13325
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Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Hookbill the Goomba is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
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Sauron: Mordor Pizza delivery, how can I help you?

Saruman: MY CAVE TROLL PIZZA WAS FIVE HOURS LATE! AND IT HAD TEETH MARKS IN IT! I DEMAND A REFUND.

Sauron: Hold on, I'll get the manager. Please hold.

*five hours of monotonous hold music later*

Sauron: Hey, turns out I AM the manager. How can I help?

Repeat to infinity...
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