Uruk: aaah! A spider! Get it off. Get it off. Get it off. Get it off.
Boromir: Just hold still! I'll get it.
FOUR SECONDS LATER:
Uruk: Thanks man, I hate spiders you know.
Boromir: Hey, don't worry. I have this irrational fear of arrows.
Uruk: You know, this whole experience has helped me deal with a lot of issues. Maybe I could do the same for you with your phobia?
Boromir: That doesn't sound dangerous at all!
|