To please the moddess, I wrote this song
:
You can't imagine so many wolves in the daily mail
All of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail
I never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas
But someone is sending me stationary filled with evil wolves.
Some wolves in swimsuits, some wolves are swinging from a vine
Some wolves in jackboots, some wolves that wish they could be mine.
Starsky and Hutch wolves, a wolf who's sitting on the can
A pair of Dutch wolves, who send their love from Amsterdam.
Another postcard with evil wolves
And every one is addressed to me.
Some wolves in hard hats, wolves a-working on a chain gang
Some wolves who love cats, burning rubber in a Mustang
A birthday-wishing wolf, a wolf in black like a goth
A goin' fishin' wolf, a British wolf in the bath.
Somehow they followed me even though I packed and moved my home
No matter what, they come and they come they won't leave me alone
Another wolf in the mail could make me lose my mind
But look at me shuffling through the stack until I finally find
Some wolves in swimsuits
Some wolves in Jackboots
Some wolves in hard hats
Some wolves who love cats
I've got some shaved wolves; that's wolves devoid of any hair
I've got depraved wolves dressed up in women's underwear.
Another postcard with evil wolves
And every one is addressed to me.
Every one is, every one is, every one is addressed to me.
Every one is, every one is, every one is addressed to me.
Off to bed now. I'm getting some blood tests done in the morning, but I may be able to hop on before then, after that I'll likely be rather weak and woosey, but I'll try my best.