T-I-G WW LXXIV: War of the Wolves - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

wilwarin538 · 03-21-2010, 07:31 PM

To please the moddess, I wrote this song

:

You can't imagine so many wolves in the daily mail
All of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail
I never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas
But someone is sending me stationary filled with evil wolves.

Some wolves in swimsuits, some wolves are swinging from a vine
Some wolves in jackboots, some wolves that wish they could be mine.
Starsky and Hutch wolves, a wolf who's sitting on the can
A pair of Dutch wolves, who send their love from Amsterdam.

Another postcard with evil wolves
And every one is addressed to me.

Some wolves in hard hats, wolves a-working on a chain gang
Some wolves who love cats, burning rubber in a Mustang
A birthday-wishing wolf, a wolf in black like a goth
A goin' fishin' wolf, a British wolf in the bath.

Somehow they followed me even though I packed and moved my home
No matter what, they come and they come they won't leave me alone
Another wolf in the mail could make me lose my mind
But look at me shuffling through the stack until I finally find

Some wolves in swimsuits
Some wolves in Jackboots
Some wolves in hard hats
Some wolves who love cats
I've got some shaved wolves; that's wolves devoid of any hair
I've got depraved wolves dressed up in women's underwear.

Another postcard with evil wolves
And every one is addressed to me.
Every one is, every one is, every one is addressed to me.
Every one is, every one is, every one is addressed to me.

Off to bed now. I'm getting some blood tests done in the morning, but I may be able to hop on before then, after that I'll likely be rather weak and woosey, but I'll try my best.

Loslote · 03-21-2010, 07:39 PM

Good Wilmuffin.

EDIT: Good TEw, too. I love my minions. *snuggles all you song parodiers*

Shastanis Althreduin · 03-21-2010, 08:26 PM

Here and reading.

But there's nothing to read yet!

Shut up, Nilp. I know what I'm doing.

Suuuure you do.

Sigh. Just ignore him.

Inziladun · 03-21-2010, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

AAAGH! We're in big trouble, no mistake about it. OK, anybody wanna confess? Anybody? *shrugs*

How about you? We're holding our breath.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wilwarin538

To please the moddess, I wrote this song

:

It pleased me as well. One of my favourite bands!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shastanis Althreduin

Here and reading.

But there's nothing to read yet!

Shut up, Nilp. I know what I'm doing.

Suuuure you do.

Sigh. Just ignore him.

Channeling Nilp, are you? That's lynchworthy in itself.

satansaloser2005 · 03-21-2010, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shastanis Althreduin

Here and reading.

But there's nothing to read yet!

Shut up, Nilp. I know what I'm doing.

Suuuure you do.

Sigh. Just ignore him.

Awwwww, my darling Nilp is here?! Finally, someone for me to run away with!

The Elf-warrior · 03-21-2010, 08:45 PM

Inziladun, I'd like to confess that I'm not a wolf. I've also got a song for you all.

Werewolves gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses.
Hairy snouts that plot destruction
Necromancer's best construction.
In the fields the bodies bleeding
Oh our lives are oh so fleeting!
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their werewolf minds
Oh Lord yeah!

Evil creatures hide themselves away
They only started the war.
Why do they go out to bite?
They're only doing their role.

Time will tell on their furry minds
Eating people just for fun.
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait till their judgment day comes
Yeah!

Now in darkness wolves start eating
Bloodstains where the werewolves feasting.
No more werewolves have the power
Hand of Eru struck the hour
Day of judgment, Eru's calling
On their knees the werewolves crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Sauron laughing spreads his wings
Oh Lord Yeah!

The Elf-warrior · 03-21-2010, 10:19 PM

Well, it's pretty quiet here. I guess I'll do a recap.

Post #1 and #2 Modess narration.
Post #3 The Elf-warrior expresses panic. He asks if anybody wants to confess.
Post #4 Wilwarin538 writes a song for the pleasure of the modess. It is a parody of a Barenaked Ladies number called Another Postcard. She needs to go to bed and wake up the next morning to get a blood test. She might be able to post before then. She expresses doubts about her physical condition.
Post #5 Modess congratulates Wilwarin538 on her song parody. (She compliments The Elf-warrior in an edit.) She calls the two her minions.
Post #6 Shasta shows symptoms of multiple personality disorder.
Post #7 Izzy turns The Elf-warrior's question back on him. He compliments Wilwa on her song. He also jokes that channeling Nilp is lynch-worthy.
Post #8 The Elf-warrior proclaims his innocence. He parodies a song by Black Sabbath called War Pigs.
Post #9 Satansaloser jokingly expresses a desire to run away with Nilp.

satansaloser2005 · 03-21-2010, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

Post #8 The Elf-warrior proclaims his innocence. He parodies a song by Black Sabbath called War Pigs.
Post #9 Satansaloser jokingly expresses a desire to run away with Nilp.

Recaps the recap.

Elf-Warrior is a boy, and a pig. But I repeat myself. Erm, I mean....

And that ain't a joke, fella. That should be 'Sally starts packing her bags for when Nilp shows up to rescue her from this nasty place'. That's the correct summary.

And I'm Sally by the way. ^_^

The Elf-warrior · 03-21-2010, 10:42 PM

I'm sorry, Sally.

satansaloser2005 · 03-21-2010, 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

I'm sorry, Sally.

Hey hey, it's all right. We've not met before, after all. And besides, our darling miss Kath called me Stan once.

<3

*whispers* Oh, but Izzy's a girl. *unwhispers*

03-21-2010, 07:31 PM	#1
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,508	To please the moddess, I wrote this song : You can't imagine so many wolves in the daily mail All of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail I never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas But someone is sending me stationary filled with evil wolves. Some wolves in swimsuits, some wolves are swinging from a vine Some wolves in jackboots, some wolves that wish they could be mine. Starsky and Hutch wolves, a wolf who's sitting on the can A pair of Dutch wolves, who send their love from Amsterdam. Another postcard with evil wolves And every one is addressed to me. Some wolves in hard hats, wolves a-working on a chain gang Some wolves who love cats, burning rubber in a Mustang A birthday-wishing wolf, a wolf in black like a goth A goin' fishin' wolf, a British wolf in the bath. Somehow they followed me even though I packed and moved my home No matter what, they come and they come they won't leave me alone Another wolf in the mail could make me lose my mind But look at me shuffling through the stack until I finally find Some wolves in swimsuits Some wolves in Jackboots Some wolves in hard hats Some wolves who love cats I've got some shaved wolves; that's wolves devoid of any hair I've got depraved wolves dressed up in women's underwear. Another postcard with evil wolves And every one is addressed to me. Every one is, every one is, every one is addressed to me. Every one is, every one is, every one is addressed to me. Off to bed now. I'm getting some blood tests done in the morning, but I may be able to hop on before then, after that I'll likely be rather weak and woosey, but I'll try my best. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

03-21-2010, 07:39 PM	#2
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Good Wilmuffin. EDIT: Good TEw, too. I love my minions. snuggles all you song parodiers __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris Last edited by Loslote; 03-21-2010 at 08:52 PM.

03-21-2010, 08:26 PM	#3
Shastanis Althreduin Werewolf Psychic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: In fire, water, earth, and air. But mostly water. Posts: 2,832	Here and reading. But there's nothing to read yet! Shut up, Nilp. I know what I'm doing. Suuuure you do. Sigh. Just ignore him. __________________ Shasta– ... However, if he's innocent his famous clairvoyant powers must be taking the week off. Meanwhile, the Night-kills have been awfully effective– almost like we're dealing with a psychic wolf... - Nerwen, WW LXXV

03-21-2010, 08:45 PM	#6
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Inziladun, I'd like to confess that I'm not a wolf. I've also got a song for you all. Werewolves gathered in their masses Just like witches at black masses. Hairy snouts that plot destruction Necromancer's best construction. In the fields the bodies bleeding Oh our lives are oh so fleeting! Death and hatred to mankind Poisoning their werewolf minds Oh Lord yeah! Evil creatures hide themselves away They only started the war. Why do they go out to bite? They're only doing their role. Time will tell on their furry minds Eating people just for fun. Treating people just like pawns in chess Wait till their judgment day comes Yeah! Now in darkness wolves start eating Bloodstains where the werewolves feasting. No more werewolves have the power Hand of Eru struck the hour Day of judgment, Eru's calling On their knees the werewolves crawling Begging mercy for their sins Sauron laughing spreads his wings Oh Lord Yeah! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

03-21-2010, 10:19 PM	#7
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Well, it's pretty quiet here. I guess I'll do a recap. Post #1 and #2 Modess narration. Post #3 The Elf-warrior expresses panic. He asks if anybody wants to confess. Post #4 Wilwarin538 writes a song for the pleasure of the modess. It is a parody of a Barenaked Ladies number called Another Postcard. She needs to go to bed and wake up the next morning to get a blood test. She might be able to post before then. She expresses doubts about her physical condition. Post #5 Modess congratulates Wilwarin538 on her song parody. (She compliments The Elf-warrior in an edit.) She calls the two her minions. Post #6 Shasta shows symptoms of multiple personality disorder. Post #7 Izzy turns The Elf-warrior's question back on him. He compliments Wilwa on her song. He also jokes that channeling Nilp is lynch-worthy. Post #8 The Elf-warrior proclaims his innocence. He parodies a song by Black Sabbath called War Pigs. Post #9 Satansaloser jokingly expresses a desire to run away with Nilp. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

03-21-2010, 10:42 PM	#9
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	I'm sorry, Sally. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.