07-13-2010, 02:35 AM
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#53
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: The modern day version of Edoras: horses, wind, rolling plains =)
Posts: 507
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Gollum weighs in on late night wars, canon, and cannons
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“Bless us and splash us, my precioussss! I guess it’s a choice feast; at least a tasty morsel it’d make us, gollum!”
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quickly descends into Gollum becoming Conan. Highlights from 56 translations.
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To bless us and the beginning for us, precioussss my country! I think it was in the party elections, at least a large part of that will make us, Conan! "
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Not sure what party elections have to do with becoming a different person, Gollum.
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To bless us in the beginning for us, precioussss my country! I think that elections in the country, at least most of them will allow us, Conan!
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Allow you Conan how Are you a celebrity stalker waiting to kidnap and murder them?
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Let's start with a greeting precioussss home! I think the electoral situation, but at least we give Conan! '
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Make up your mind. First you are him, then you want the government to allow you to do something to him, now you're giving him away.
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we go! I think the elections, we Conan the situation, at least!
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How do you Conan a situation?
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I think our election Canon status, at least!
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What election? Who got elected?? Aragorn held elections??? WHAT??????????
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I think our position options for the Canon, at least!
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What position? You and Smeagul can't agree on a thing.
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I think our options for our attitudes, Canon, at least!
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Well, yes, the fact that you have multiple personalities and they can't agree with each other is canon.
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I think our options for our relationship, Canon, at least!
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There aren't options in canon. You two are never going to be anything but arguing with each other.
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I think our choice for our relationship, Canon, at least!
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You don't have a choice. You're a fictional character. You do what the author says.
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I think our choice for our relationship, cannon, at least!
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HEY! Why are you aiming a cannon at me? Wait what are you *bang*
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