Grab hold of your shirts and wriggle about in your chair! It's time for some news!
And now for your regularly scheduled Phalian.
Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the...
PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING
Ho hum.
Alien and mayonnaise. They always end up together. If you're wodering why Alien isn't being burned by the mayo, you should remember that the mayo that burns him is clearly of the fat-free variety. Full fat mayo is okay with him.