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What would I be in Middle-Earth?
Let me think;
I'm rather short and a little tubby, I had brown curly hair (it's gray now), I like to wear bright colours, I enjoy good simple food, five meals a day (when I can get them), I love dark, strong ale and the (very) occasional pipe of tobacco.
I wonder what I could be.
Is there a vacancy for an Ale Quality Inspector in The Shire?
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