If you could have been born in Middle Earth... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Selmo · 05-08-2012, 05:25 AM

What would I be in Middle-Earth?

Let me think;
I'm rather short and a little tubby, I had brown curly hair (it's gray now), I like to wear bright colours, I enjoy good simple food, five meals a day (when I can get them), I love dark, strong ale and the (very) occasional pipe of tobacco.

I wonder what I could be.

Is there a vacancy for an Ale Quality Inspector in The Shire?

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05-08-2012, 05:25 AM	#11
Selmo Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Shire (Staffordshire), United Kingdom Posts: 273	What would I be in Middle-Earth? Let me think; I'm rather short and a little tubby, I had brown curly hair (it's gray now), I like to wear bright colours, I enjoy good simple food, five meals a day (when I can get them), I love dark, strong ale and the (very) occasional pipe of tobacco. I wonder what I could be. Is there a vacancy for an Ale Quality Inspector in The Shire? .