06-14-2007, 05:46 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Yet more letters to the editor...
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Dear sir,
I wish to point out that your recent story about "Local Man Disappointed by morning post" is a disgraceful invasion of privacy. My morning post it my own to be disappointed with or not.
Yours etc, etc,
Sir Pos Tman.
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Dear Mr Tman,
You smell bad.
Yours,
The Editor.
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Dear Sir,
Is it true that The Downer Newspaper has been bought out by an evil genius with grand plans of dishonouring The Barrow Wight though slanderous stories and ridiculous pictures?
Yours,
The Barrow... Gwite.
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Dear Mr Gwite
Everything you said is a lie. Please, go and eat a bag of salt.
Yours,
The Editor
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Dear sir,
Is your comic strip 'The Phantom and Alien' really based on the life events of Sir Harold Boswinworth, the 2 world war veteran? Because there are an awful lot of similarities in the recent episodes.
Yours
Sir Jeff Boswinworth
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Dear Mr Boswinworth
The Phantom and Alien is based on a true story.
Yours,
The Editor.
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