Backing swiftly away from this morass of vulgarity:
Morgoth, Sauron and the Nazgûl: Close harmony singing.
Elbereth: Arranging stars to form rude messages.
Eru: Visiting Middle-earth incognito, dressed in bright clothes and singing comic songs.
Húrin: Asking Morgoth for some popcorn.
Elrond: Sneaking out of Rivendell to rob travellers.
Gothmog, Lord of Balrogs: Watching Bambi with a box of tissues.
Éomer: Conspiring with Saruman to get rid of Théodred, then slaughtering a few Orcs to create an alibi.
Aragorn: Cutting up Gandalf's spare robe to make a white flag while he's busy saving Faramir.
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Man kenuva métim' andúne?
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