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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-11-2002, 07:42 AM

Backing swiftly away from this morass of vulgarity:

Morgoth, Sauron and the Nazgûl: Close harmony singing.

Elbereth: Arranging stars to form rude messages.

Eru: Visiting Middle-earth incognito, dressed in bright clothes and singing comic songs.

Húrin: Asking Morgoth for some popcorn.

Elrond: Sneaking out of Rivendell to rob travellers.

Gothmog, Lord of Balrogs: Watching Bambi with a box of tissues.

Éomer: Conspiring with Saruman to get rid of Théodred, then slaughtering a few Orcs to create an alibi.

Aragorn: Cutting up Gandalf's spare robe to make a white flag while he's busy saving Faramir.

10-11-2002, 07:42 AM	#11
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,178	Backing swiftly away from this morass of vulgarity: Morgoth, Sauron and the Nazgûl: Close harmony singing. Elbereth: Arranging stars to form rude messages. Eru: Visiting Middle-earth incognito, dressed in bright clothes and singing comic songs. Húrin: Asking Morgoth for some popcorn. Elrond: Sneaking out of Rivendell to rob travellers. Gothmog, Lord of Balrogs: Watching Bambi with a box of tissues. Éomer: Conspiring with Saruman to get rid of Théodred, then slaughtering a few Orcs to create an alibi. Aragorn: Cutting up Gandalf's spare robe to make a white flag while he's busy saving Faramir. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?