Minimum blurring today, I think. Sorry Valesse, it had to be reported:
And, who could forget, the best Newspaper Comedy Duo since 1416...
Watch out next week for a guest appearance from The Saucepan Man!
Also, if you are sending a story for the Front Page, please keep it to about 100 words, so that I can fit it on without having to cut it down or mess around with the format too much.