So it began with an old legend that has haunted mankind for centuries. Written upon a stone tablet found in the Antarctic we had this…
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Originally Posted by Gandalf’s Beard
"When Tolkien and C.S Lewis had an arm-wrestle grudge match, it was only a matter of time before the 'Owl Trauma' was brought up."
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Pitchwife took the words to heart and studied them until late into the night. In the morning, drawn on the side of the British museum was this…
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Originally Posted by Pitchwife
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When the news hit,
Wilwarin wasted no time in contacting some top scientists about this revelation. She told them all…
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Originally Posted by Wilwarin
Freud conducts a groundbreaking experiment, at midnight, to determine whether owls can accurately referee arm wrestling matches.
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Our old friend
Aganzir, a PHD in magical historical studies, was struck dumb by this news. All she could do was show us this, which was tattooed on her cat…
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Originally Posted by Aganzir
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It was up to
satansaloser2005 to decipher the scrabbling. She presented her findings to a scientific journal under the title…
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Originally Posted by satansaloser2005
The Who watch on as sumo wrestlers try a little something new, and Freud has nothing to say for once on the subject.
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It was then that
Thinlomine, a specialist at the University of Barrowshire, realised that this was very similar to an old painting she’d done as a baby. She therefore sold it to the highest bidder. It looks like this…
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Originally Posted by Thinlomine
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Inspired by this,
Legate took to the streets to proclaim the news. This is what he was heard shouting…
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Originally Posted by Legate
Whereas Rikae and Mac enjoyed the family show "If Easterlings like war, let them have it", Gandalf wasn't sure if that was such a brilliant idea.
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To be continued....