Letters to the Editor...
These were not made up... much...
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Dear sir,
I want to thank you for doing such an excellent job on this publication. I enjoy all aspects of it and the £1.20 price tag is incredibly modest.
Please keep up the good work!
Mrs. J. Jekkaalg
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Dear Mrs. Jekkaalg,
Thank you for your letter regarding The Downer. You will receive a packet of floss.
The price tag was a popular subject this week...
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Dear sir,
I think the £1.20 price tag is very good value! No other 1,000 page newspaper can boast as much as The Downer.
Mr. H. Haych.
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Dear Mr. Haych,
Thank you for you comments. You will receive two balls of glue.
And again, the price was the subject of the next letter...
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Dear sir,
I think the price of £1.20 is far too low! I would gladly sell my house and all my possessions to help The Downer.
Mr. Jeremy Mister
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Dear Mr. Mister,
Thank you for your input. You get a table made of cheese.
But the letters weren’t all full of praise.
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Dear sir,
I think The Downer is a load of old dwarf droppings!
Mr. Notthebarrowwighthonest
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Dear Mr. Notthebarrowwighthonest,
I think you're a load of old Dwarf Droppings.