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Hookbill the Goomba · 11-04-2006, 01:53 PM

During one of Saurons speeches or lectures, shout "I love it!" really, really, really, REALLY loudly every seven minutes.

Get the plastic thing from the middle of a Kinder Egg, and put it in your mouth and spit it out at him really hard!

Ask him if he wants a palantir fight.

Hand him a shopping list full of really funny items, such as 'Eye cream', 'monocles', 'contact lenses', and 'EYES' and say, "If you could get those to me by three o'clock, that'd be great!"

Then poke him with a stick.

Turn up to a 'join the Mordor Army' interview session, wearing one of those novelty inflatable sumo wrestler suits. Only with a tie.

Fire all of his clothes and armour out of a catapult into Mount Doom... For a joke!

Bring a flamingo to Barad-Dur and try to ride it around the battlements.

11-04-2006, 01:53 PM	#13
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	During one of Saurons speeches or lectures, shout "I love it!" really, really, really, REALLY loudly every seven minutes. Get the plastic thing from the middle of a Kinder Egg, and put it in your mouth and spit it out at him really hard! Ask him if he wants a palantir fight. Hand him a shopping list full of really funny items, such as 'Eye cream', 'monocles', 'contact lenses', and 'EYES' and say, "If you could get those to me by three o'clock, that'd be great!" Then poke him with a stick. Turn up to a 'join the Mordor Army' interview session, wearing one of those novelty inflatable sumo wrestler suits. Only with a tie. Fire all of his clothes and armour out of a catapult into Mount Doom... For a joke! Bring a flamingo to Barad-Dur and try to ride it around the battlements. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 11-04-2006 at 01:56 PM.