Famous Last Words
10. "I bet you fifty quid I can shoot myself in the face and survive." (Orc Artcher)
9. "That hole’s not so deep." (Gollum)
8. "Hahaha! Riding around in Mordor while drunk is great." (Orc)
7. "Don’t be stupid. There’s no such thing as Orcs!" (Boromir)
6. "Ooh, look - the uruk wants a kiss!" (A desperate Worm tong)
5. "This electric fire should make my bath water warmer..." (Denethor)
4. "Heh heh. They’ll never find me if I hide in this air-tight box." (Bill Furney)
3. "Ha ha! Stupid wolf!" (Thorin)
2. "Shut-up. I AM Superman. Just watch." (Movie Saruman)
1. "Wheeeeeeeeeeee!" (Some one who happened to be on the wall of Helm's deep when it exploded)
ALSO
Middle Earth Phobias
1) Gondaphobia
Fear of Gondorians
2) Hairdfeetaphobia
Fear of hobbits
3) Arachnophobia
Fear of Shelob
4) Saurophobia
Fear of eyes wreathed in flame
5) Doomaphobia
Fear of mount doom
6) Lubursaphobia
Fear of Barrad-dur
7) Spoonaphobia
Fear of Sack-vill Bagginses
8) Nechrophobia
Fear of Barrow Wights
9) Pogonophobia
Fear of Dwarves
10) Limnophobia
Fear of lakes (Most Hobbits have this)
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