Middle-Earth Names for Hurricanes - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Estelyn Telcontar · 09-26-2005, 03:36 AM

Now that Rita is past, more or less, with less damage than was feared, maybe we can make light of the stormy dangers this summer has brought by thinking up Middle-Earth names for hurricanes. No lists - please explain your reasons for the names you choose!

Fëanor - The Elf with the stormiest temper is a good choice, isn't he? Although, on second thought, his element is fire, not wind and water; still...

Manwë - The Lord of the Winds. Need I say more? Mighty enough to cause such a storm too.

Ossë - My favorite choice. The evidence against him is overwhelming:

Quote:

...in storms he delights, and laughs amid the roaring of the waves.
...the delight in violence has never wholly departed from him, and at times he will rage in his wilfulness...

Movie-Galadriel - She looks like she could brew up quite a storm, maybe by using that watery Mirror of hers?

Melkor - Just because we can blame him for everything that's evil in the world.

What are your ideas?

Child of the 7th Age · 09-26-2005, 04:07 AM

This is too good to resist!

Despite our family's genuine relief that we are safe and our house is in one piece, I am not feeling too kindly about hurricanes right now. We drove twenty- five miles in seven hours trying to evacuate and then had no choice but to run out of gas or to return home. (We opted for the latter.) Today my husband spent half the day searching for gas to put in the car and the other half waiting in line (only a slight exaggeration --

). There is only one store in our neighborhood open, and the shelves have more empty spaces than food! Our electricity keeps flickering on and off with power surges; cable and computer connections and even the phone are up and down for some strange reason. Still, we are extremely grateful for what could have been so much worse.

Here are some of my Middle-earth candidates:

The Spiders of Mirkwood -- A category three hurricane is like a pack of scary web weavers, spinning out of control. They inflict major damage on some poor victims while letting others slip out of their clutches. You may think you have escaped their web, but then the little critters send out new strands still hoping to cause you minor misery.

Shelob - The mother of all mothers....the category five hurricane that thankfully never came.

Saruman - The kind of guy you can never trust. You think you know what he is doing but then he turns around and does something totally different.

Watcher in the Water - You forget he is there since he generally stays out of sight. You go about your business and conveniently forget that you are living fairly close to the water in a place that can be quite dangerous. Then he sticks out his tentacle to try and claw you in, and you are actually surprised.

Bêthberry · 09-26-2005, 08:48 AM

Hurricane Movie-Arwen, because she's so good with floods.

The Perky Ent · 09-26-2005, 10:36 AM

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Watcher in the Water - You forget he is there since he generally stays out of sight. You go about your business and conveniently forget that you are living fairly close to the water in a place that can be quite dangerous. Then he sticks out his tentacle to try and claw you in, and you are actually surprised.

That's exactly what Katrina. It came outta nowhere.

Hurin - When the hurricane keeps comming and doesn't stop. What was going through all those troll's minds, you ask? Well I'll tell you: "He Just Won't Die!"

Movie Arwen - Because she's so whiny, she makes me want to evacuate the movie theater!

Ulmo - Lord of water. When he unsubmerges (My online thesaurus didn't have any antonyms) great title waves get the coast. Maybe he's doing cannon balls during hurricanes.

Mumakil - Because they're so good at crashing into things!

Sauron - Category 5 hurricane because he always hits hard!

Holbytlass · 10-01-2005, 07:41 AM

Category1 Hurricane: Lotho -because it would be enough to cause some major problems but most likely survivable.

The riders of Rohaan · 10-02-2005, 06:46 AM

Theres a hurrican named Gollum coming through. Save your souls little hobbits move your lazy bones.Annoyed by the torturing he is now attacking in the form of a hurricane.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-27-2005, 10:53 AM

Hurricane Turin: Long, arduous, full of tragedy and would probably make a good film.

**The Saucepan Man** · 10-27-2005, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Hookbill

Hurricane Turin: Long, arduous, full of tragedy and would probably make a good film.

... and turns upside down the life of anyone whose path it crosses.

Valesse · 11-21-2005, 01:42 AM

Heres another vote for Hurricane Pippin:
A densely compacted little storm that threatens children that he could turn them on their heads without hardly thinking about it. That is, very rightly stated considering hurricanes don't have minds to think.

Grond would certainly oblitorate some shorelines.

Also I'm suprised no one has so far suggested Hurricane Gwaihir. Certainly a proud name for the Lord of the Eagles could manifest some gustly-- I mean ghastly fears.

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-23-2005, 12:10 PM

Hurricane Beruthiel

Category 5+, because she'll send some cat spies
to find out where she can do the most damage.

Galadriel55 · 02-26-2011, 08:14 PM

Hehehe... I love the suggestions!

Sharkey - did more damage in the Shire than a regular hurricane would

Hobbits = hurricanes of words/talk

Balrog - you never know if he'll fly or not...

Shadowfax - just look at his speed!

09-26-2005, 04:07 AM	#2
Child of the 7th Age Spirit of the Lonely Star Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 5,133	This is too good to resist! Despite our family's genuine relief that we are safe and our house is in one piece, I am not feeling too kindly about hurricanes right now. We drove twenty- five miles in seven hours trying to evacuate and then had no choice but to run out of gas or to return home. (We opted for the latter.) Today my husband spent half the day searching for gas to put in the car and the other half waiting in line (only a slight exaggeration -- ). There is only one store in our neighborhood open, and the shelves have more empty spaces than food! Our electricity keeps flickering on and off with power surges; cable and computer connections and even the phone are up and down for some strange reason. Still, we are extremely grateful for what could have been so much worse. Here are some of my Middle-earth candidates: The Spiders of Mirkwood -- A category three hurricane is like a pack of scary web weavers, spinning out of control. They inflict major damage on some poor victims while letting others slip out of their clutches. You may think you have escaped their web, but then the little critters send out new strands still hoping to cause you minor misery. Shelob - The mother of all mothers....the category five hurricane that thankfully never came. Saruman - The kind of guy you can never trust. You think you know what he is doing but then he turns around and does something totally different. Watcher in the Water - You forget he is there since he generally stays out of sight. You go about your business and conveniently forget that you are living fairly close to the water in a place that can be quite dangerous. Then he sticks out his tentacle to try and claw you in, and you are actually surprised. __________________ Multitasking women are never too busy to vote.

09-26-2005, 08:48 AM	#3
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Hurricane Movie-Arwen, because she's so good with floods. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

10-01-2005, 07:41 AM	#5
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Category1 Hurricane: Lotho -because it would be enough to cause some major problems but most likely survivable. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

10-02-2005, 06:46 AM	#6
The riders of Rohaan Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 17	Theres a hurrican named Gollum coming through. Save your souls little hobbits move your lazy bones.Annoyed by the torturing he is now attacking in the form of a hurricane. __________________ The riders of rohaan are random

10-27-2005, 10:53 AM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Hurricane Turin: Long, arduous, full of tragedy and would probably make a good film. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-21-2005, 01:42 AM	#9
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Heres another vote for Hurricane Pippin: A densely compacted little storm that threatens children that he could turn them on their heads without hardly thinking about it. That is, very rightly stated considering hurricanes don't have minds to think. Grond would certainly oblitorate some shorelines. Also I'm suprised no one has so far suggested Hurricane Gwaihir. Certainly a proud name for the Lord of the Eagles could manifest some gustly-- I mean ghastly fears. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-23-2005, 12:10 PM	#10
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Hurricane Beruthiel Category 5+, because she'll send some cat spies to find out where she can do the most damage. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-26-2011, 08:14 PM	#11
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,482	Hehehe... I love the suggestions! Sharkey - did more damage in the Shire than a regular hurricane would Hobbits = hurricanes of words/talk Balrog - you never know if he'll fly or not... Shadowfax - just look at his speed! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera