Middle-Earth Celebrity Death Match - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Annatar · 10-24-2007, 04:58 AM

This game is simple. I will start it off with a deathmatch between 2 characters from Middle-Earth. The next poster picks the winner, gives us a little insight into their choice and then they pick the next death match.

You can match any two characters regardless of affiliation within the lore and the match-ups take place on neutral ground. So let's see your match-up!

The first match-up will be this:

Durin's Bane vs Smaug

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-24-2007, 07:52 AM

In a shocking twist of fate, the match ends in a technical draw.
It was one of those fights you expected to go on for hours, but it only really lasted about a minute.
Smaug began the match by eating Durin's Bane, but proceeded to choke and was rushed to hospital where he later died of massive internal hemmoraging brought on by excessive gold eating and a Balrog in the bowels.

The next match is...

The Necromancer Vs Bill the Pony.

The Elf-warrior · 10-24-2007, 10:43 PM

Bill the Pony was the surprise victor. When the Necromancer saw Bill the Pony coming in for the kill, he split his sides laughing and bled to death.

Tom Bombadil vs. Ioreth

Shastanis Althreduin · 10-25-2007, 12:03 AM

Tom Bombadil, not-so-shockingly, won.

One dance, and Ioreth's eyes exploded.

Next match:

Gollum vs. Treebeard

Legate of Amon Lanc · 10-25-2007, 05:26 AM

Gollum was the winner. That was because before Treebeard finished his sentence "Good morning, Gollum, I am Treebeard and unless I am mistaken, we should have a fight here to show which one is the better" in old Entish, Gollum was able to invent and learn to use a machine gun.

Next match:
Glaurung vs. Roac the Raven

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 10-30-2007, 09:13 PM

You see Roac the Raven won very surprisingly, because he could talk to Bard the bowman, and he's really good at killing dragons.

The next duel will be between

Denethor Son of Ecthelion Steward of Gondor vs. Sauron

10-24-2007, 04:58 AM	#1
Annatar Pile O'Bones Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 22	Middle-Earth Celebrity Death Match This game is simple. I will start it off with a deathmatch between 2 characters from Middle-Earth. The next poster picks the winner, gives us a little insight into their choice and then they pick the next death match. You can match any two characters regardless of affiliation within the lore and the match-ups take place on neutral ground. So let's see your match-up! The first match-up will be this: Durin's Bane vs Smaug __________________ Cold be hand and heart and bone, and cold be sleep under stone:

10-24-2007, 07:52 AM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	In a shocking twist of fate, the match ends in a technical draw. It was one of those fights you expected to go on for hours, but it only really lasted about a minute. Smaug began the match by eating Durin's Bane, but proceeded to choke and was rushed to hospital where he later died of massive internal hemmoraging brought on by excessive gold eating and a Balrog in the bowels. The next match is... The Necromancer Vs Bill the Pony. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-24-2007, 10:43 PM	#3
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Bill the Pony was the surprise victor. When the Necromancer saw Bill the Pony coming in for the kill, he split his sides laughing and bled to death. Tom Bombadil vs. Ioreth __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-25-2007, 05:26 AM	#5
Legate of Amon Lanc A Voice That Gainsayeth Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In that far land beyond the Sea Posts: 7,431	Gollum was the winner. That was because before Treebeard finished his sentence "Good morning, Gollum, I am Treebeard and unless I am mistaken, we should have a fight here to show which one is the better" in old Entish, Gollum was able to invent and learn to use a machine gun. Next match: Glaurung vs. Roac the Raven __________________ "Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories

10-30-2007, 09:13 PM	#6
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	You see Roac the Raven won very surprisingly, because he could talk to Bard the bowman, and he's really good at killing dragons. The next duel will be between Denethor Son of Ecthelion Steward of Gondor vs. Sauron __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

10-25-2007, 12:03 AM	#4
Shastanis Althreduin Werewolf Psychic Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: In fire, water, earth, and air. But mostly water. Posts: 2,832	Tom Bombadil, not-so-shockingly, won. One dance, and Ioreth's eyes exploded. Next match: Gollum vs. Treebeard