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|  08-23-2005, 11:16 AM | #1121 | 
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			Unfortunately, the eruption of the mountain caused Frodo to be sent back in time to when the Ring was first forged.
		 
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|  08-23-2005, 11:37 AM | #1122 | 
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			Fortunately Frodo quickly returned to his own time.
		 
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|  08-23-2005, 12:30 PM | #1123 | 
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			Unfortunately Sauron had forged a spare Ring back in time, and Frodo took it - after biting off Sauron's other finger.
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|  08-23-2005, 12:36 PM | #1124 | 
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			Fortunately, this new Ring was made of chocolate, and Frodo ate it.
		 
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|  08-23-2005, 12:38 PM | #1125 | 
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			Unfortunately,Frodo was allergic to Chocolate
		 
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|  08-23-2005, 12:44 PM | #1126 | 
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			Fortunately, through the graceful digestion of Crisco cooked over a hot-burner, Frodo saved his own life and had a wonderful brownie-sale with the remains, thus raising enough money to make his own ring... ~ Aesthete 
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|  08-23-2005, 12:46 PM | #1127 | 
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			Unfortunately, the entire world suddenly turned into a gigantic all-meat pizza with no anchovies for no discernable reason.
		 
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|  08-23-2005, 01:21 PM | #1128 | 
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			Fortunately, the World of Middle Earth was fine.
		 
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|  08-23-2005, 06:49 PM | #1129 | 
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			Unfortunately the Balrog burnt down Bag End.
		 
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|  08-23-2005, 06:51 PM | #1130 | 
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			Fortunately, the fire department arrived in time to put it out.
		 
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|  08-23-2005, 06:52 PM | #1131 | 
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			Unfortunately Gandalf left his cloak in there to scare some childeren, so naked-Gandalf began wandering around
		 
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|  08-23-2005, 07:17 PM | #1132 | 
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			Fortunately the Shirriffs caught and retained naked-Gandalf in time for him not to attract much attention...and so took him to Hobbit Jail.
		 
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|  08-23-2005, 07:19 PM | #1133 | 
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			Unfortunately, there was a huge earthquake, several volcanoes erupted, a freak tornado, tsunami, hurricane, meteor shower, etc., etc.
		 
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|  08-23-2005, 07:25 PM | #1134 | 
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			Fortunately these things happened only in areas under the dominion of Sauron.
		 
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|  08-23-2005, 07:26 PM | #1135 | 
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			Unfortunately, that's where Frodo was at the time.
		 
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|  08-23-2005, 07:36 PM | #1136 | 
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			Fortunately the Ring was destroyed by an erupting volcano.
		 
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|  08-23-2005, 10:58 PM | #1137 | 
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			Unfortunately, Sam was with Frodo to Mordor.
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|  08-23-2005, 11:03 PM | #1138 | 
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			Fortunately, a mysterious editor with a knack for making sequels and drainning writers, was not pleased with the current ending put Frodo and Sam back with the ring at the start of Mordor, this time wearing a flame-resistant fake mustaches... ~ Aesthete 
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|  08-24-2005, 03:15 AM | #1139 | 
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			Unfortunately, the moustaches were iron and belonged to Tony Cash (with his Iron Moustache) and he came to take them back!
		 
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|  08-24-2005, 04:24 AM | #1140 | 
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			Fortunately Tony Cash had become demagnetised and so was repelled by the iron moustaches.
		 
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|  08-24-2005, 06:33 AM | #1141 | 
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			. . . Frodo loves cheese.    
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|  08-24-2005, 06:42 AM | #1142 | 
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			Fortunately, this had nothing to do with what was going on.
		 
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|  08-24-2005, 06:56 AM | #1143 | 
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			. . . it had something to do with what was going on, for Tony Cash, as foreseen by Mandos, turned into cheese.
		 
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|  08-24-2005, 11:10 AM | #1144 | 
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			Fortunatley being the cheese lover he was frodo ate johny cash as he pondered whether or not it was cannibalism
		 
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|  08-24-2005, 11:13 AM | #1145 | 
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			Unfortunately, he thought it was and so handed himself over to the police.
		 
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|  08-24-2005, 11:22 AM | #1146 | 
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			fortunately they relized hobbits and humans although similiar are not the same species so it wasn't cannabalism
		 
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|  08-24-2005, 11:26 AM | #1147 | 
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			Unfortunately the Balrog burned up #3 Bagshot Row.
		 
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|  08-24-2005, 11:28 AM | #1148 | 
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			Fortunately everyone was far enough away to be safe...except the hobbits at  #3 bagshot row 
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|  08-24-2005, 11:40 AM | #1149 | 
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			Unfortunately the law is a bottomless pit and Frodo fell into it.
		 
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|  08-24-2005, 05:25 PM | #1150 | 
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			Fortunately, Gandalf uncloaked, who was still in the Lockholes, helped Frodo escape from them.
		 
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|  08-24-2005, 05:50 PM | #1151 | 
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			Unfortunately the Balrog burned down many Shire villages.
		 
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|  08-24-2005, 08:54 PM | #1152 | 
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			. . . the Shire villagers burned down the Balrog, starting with its wings.    
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|  08-25-2005, 02:41 AM | #1153 | 
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			Unfortunately, they gave up after they could not find the wings.     
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|  08-25-2005, 07:14 AM | #1154 | 
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			Fortunately, the Balrog was so confused over whether or not he had wings that his head exploded.
		 
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|  08-25-2005, 11:50 AM | #1155 | 
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			Unfortunately, as with any great horror scene and monster, the Balrog's head which flew about in a sky of destruction and cheese eating was in many pieces which formed into more Balrogs... ~ Aesthete 
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|  08-25-2005, 12:16 PM | #1156 | 
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			Fortunately, these Balrogs tried to fly off the edge of a cliff, but not having wings (or if they did, they could not use them) they fell to the ground and died.
		 
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|  08-25-2005, 12:57 PM | #1157 | 
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			Unfortunately Middle-Earth turned upside-down, Illuvatar being very bored.
		 
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|  08-25-2005, 04:11 PM | #1158 | 
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			Fortunately he soon realised that he should be above that sort of thing and turned everything the right way up again.
		 
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|  08-25-2005, 05:02 PM | #1159 | 
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			Unfortunately, Meneltarmacil stole the Ring and became Ruler of all Arda.
		 
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|  08-25-2005, 06:42 PM | #1160 | 
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			Fortunately, Aragorn cut off Meneltarmacil's finger, and through the Ring into the crack of Doom. ~Elrowen | 
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