Paper Telephone.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Rune was in that audience and was not pleased with what he heard. Indeed, he was so offended that he took hold of the nearest child and chiselled this image into their face…

Originally Posted by Rune

Legate’s family told him about what Rune had done and he was not impressed. So, he uprooted the nearest tree and used it to build a raft. He sailed to a desert island and wrote a message in a bottle, which read…

Originally Posted by Legate

When Hookbill the Hunchback was asked to create a "new, modern design for King Théoden's residental town", he decided to summon the Infernal Genie to help him with the task.

Sea captain wilwarin538 took the message, read it and then laughed until the whole ship sank. The pattern it left in the water looked strangely like this…

Originally Posted by wilwarin538

Aganzir, flying past on her personal dragon, saw this and took it somewhat too seriously. When she knew what it was she rode straight to the local hair dressers, burned it down, and filed a complaint to the council, saying…

Originally Posted by Aganzir

Hookbill needs help from a genie to design Théoden's dream house.

It fell to Mnemosyne to sort the resultant rioting out. When it was all done, all that was left was her crippled remains on the floor of the council chamber. It looked like this…

Originally Posted by Mnemosyne

Sally had nothing but bad things to say about this when she saw it, having broke into the chamber as a spy, hoping to find something incriminating. Her report back to her superiors said this…

Originally Posted by Satansaloser2005

As Rune strives for equality, both in the business world and in fashion, Aladdin dreams of eating green eggs and ham with his trousers off.