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Nianna Telmnar · 12-03-2002, 10:02 AM

This is the scene in Moria where Gandalf is defending the bridge. This is also a blatent rip off of Monty Python. Anyway, here it is.

Gandalf: You shall not pass! You must answer me these questions three, ere the other side you see...
Balrog: What?
Gandalf: What is your name?
Balrog: Balrog of Moria.
Gandalf: What is your quest?
Balrog: I seek the ring, and to destroy you and your followers.
Gandalf: Now for your final question...What is your favorite color?
Balrog: Umm...black?
Gandalf: Wrong answer!
Balrog: NO! Wait! I meant pink! I meant AHHHHH! *tossed into bottemless chasm by Gandalf*
Gandalf: *turns to fellowship* He chose...poorly.

Sorry all, but I am on cold medicine and this is the best I could do right now...

12-03-2002, 10:02 AM	#11
Nianna Telmnar Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: somewhere between here and there Posts: 68	This is the scene in Moria where Gandalf is defending the bridge. This is also a blatent rip off of Monty Python. Anyway, here it is. Gandalf: You shall not pass! You must answer me these questions three, ere the other side you see... Balrog: What? Gandalf: What is your name? Balrog: Balrog of Moria. Gandalf: What is your quest? Balrog: I seek the ring, and to destroy you and your followers. Gandalf: Now for your final question...What is your favorite color? Balrog: Umm...black? Gandalf: Wrong answer! Balrog: NO! Wait! I meant pink! I meant AHHHHH! tossed into bottemless chasm by Gandalf Gandalf: turns to fellowship He chose...poorly. Sorry all, but I am on cold medicine and this is the best I could do right now... __________________ "Don't Panic."