Stuck in a boat

[Lhunardawen]

Off-topic:

Originally Posted by The Barrow-Wight

Also, Galadriel, Eowyn, and Arwen are welcome on my boat anytime

Mrs. Wight...

On-topic:
While I was contemplating on this dilemma, we heard a soft *splash*. "Oops," Frodo said, blushing with seeming embarassment. "Sam, I dropped the lembas." So Sam jumped out of the boat to retrieve the fallen package, silently cursing his master.

After a while, Frodo remembered Sam couldn't swim. Thinking him already drowned, Frodo weeped as he jumped out into the churning waters, realizing he could do nothing without Sam.

Merry and Pippin followed suit, as they didn't want to be left behind again, as they almost were in Rivendell.

Boromir remembered that the Ring is still with Frodo. So he jumps out, knowing he should get it at all costs. (But he has an ulterior motive. Au contraire, Mr. Barrow-Wight, Boromir wanted to know how it would feel if he was placed in an ordinary boat instead of one from Lothlorien.) So follows Denethor, for he favors his son so much. Faramir sees his father bringing the staff of stewardsip with him, so he jumps out to get it (the staff).

Eowyn, now being freed from her cage, follows Faramir in the name of love. Unfortunately, Aragorn has realized it is Eowyn he loves after all, so he jumps out after her. And so does Arwen, for obvious reasons. Then follows Elrond, to stop her fool-of-a-Halfelf daughter from going after the unwashed heir to the throne of Gondor.

Considering who are left with me in the boat, I proceed to jump out.

...Thankfully, Treebeard lost his balance and tilted, falling into the water. So we all ride on him. Hopefully someone knows the way to the Undying Lands...

Oh, look! Land ahoy!